I Don't Get Paid Enough to Pretend I Like You
S / Antique Cherry Red
$21.99
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This tee carries a wry, barroom-ready attitude. The artwork — warm amber tones, a wooden-bar backdrop and vintage signage — reads like a late-night joke told over a pint. Wear it home after a shift, slide into it for trivia night, or gift it to the colleague who says what everyone’s thinking. Short, relaxed, and comfortable against the skin, the shirt becomes part of the routine: clock out, trade the stiff collar for soft cotton, and breathe out into a familiar, slightly sarcastic vibe.
The design lands where blue-collar grit meets bar humor. It doesn’t shout; it smirks. People who clock long hours, tend bar, work service shifts, or laugh at darkly comic one-liners will recognize the tone immediately. On casual nights, at backyard cookouts, or during neighborhood meetups, this tee reads like a private punchline that nicks a laugh from friends and strangers alike.
Made to be worn and worn again, the relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton keep the tee feeling lived-in without losing shape. The printed back art remains crisp and textured — it looks like a poster come to life on fabric. Simple, honest, and slightly sardonic: this shirt fits into evenings where the stories get better with the drinks and the crowd gets a little louder.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Don't Get Paid Enough to Pretend I Like You
$21.99
The design lands where blue-collar grit meets bar humor. It doesn’t shout; it smirks. People who clock long hours, tend bar, work service shifts, or laugh at darkly comic one-liners will recognize the tone immediately. On casual nights, at backyard cookouts, or during neighborhood meetups, this tee reads like a private punchline that nicks a laugh from friends and strangers alike.
Made to be worn and worn again, the relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton keep the tee feeling lived-in without losing shape. The printed back art remains crisp and textured — it looks like a poster come to life on fabric. Simple, honest, and slightly sardonic: this shirt fits into evenings where the stories get better with the drinks and the crowd gets a little louder.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat