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Soft, broken-in cotton with a vintage, campfire-night vibe. This tee carries a retro-style illustration across the back: two shadowed figures—one large, one small—standing at the edge of a glowing clearing, with distressed lettering that reads "I TOLD YOU HUMANS WERE REAL." The compact chest emblem echoes the back artwork for a subtle front detail. Wear it to signal quiet curiosity, late-night storytelling, or those slow drives when the woods feel alive. The medium-weight fabric holds print detail crisply while feeling comfortable all year. It’s built to withstand washes and stays true to its relaxed silhouette, becoming a familiar, slightly weathered favorite over time.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed, no-seam collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual-print methods: DTF for sleeve/neck details + DTG for main artwork to preserve fine detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat