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A soft, durable cotton tee that wears like a quiet wink from someone who’s been through the same rough week. The hand-drawn, monochrome illustration reads “EVERYTHING HURTS” in chunky, slightly distressed lettering, paired with a small, weary character clutching a coffee mug — equal parts wry and vulnerable. It sits on a medium-weight, classic-fit shirt that keeps its shape and breathability through repeated wear. Comfortable crew neckline, no-scratch tear-away label, and reinforced shoulder tape make this a tee you’ll reach for when you want comfort and honesty in the same outfit. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX® certification add feel-good assurance to an everyday staple.

Product features
- Medium 100% cotton fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF combined printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX® certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat